Originally Posted by MrInsanePolack
In Arkansas we have water moccasins, copperheads, three varieties of rattle snake, and coral snakes; brown recluse and black widow spiders (both of these are EVERYWHERE); punk teenager fake wannabe gang-bangers with access to guns; and worst of all, the ever elusive skunk ape!
I'll see you two and raise you Arizona. We have Scorpions, Black Widows, Cyotes, Diamondback rattlers (which our baseball team is named after) plus some of the loosest gun laws in the country, some of the craziest drivers and a large retirement population. Add an unhealthy dose of 100+ deg. F summers and you have one sad place to live.
...At least we still have bagpipes