Originally Posted by Magenta
PAHAHAHAAA! This is why I honestly think that with appropriate guidance, I could "do" cricket.
You don't have to understand the game, just be good at insulting the opposition in a non-threatening way.
Funnily enough, when I was teaching at a school, one of the girls in the class was taking trumpet lessons. One week her trumpet teacher wasn't there so I asked the other teacher where he was. She said he was watching England in Dubai. The trumpet teacher was Billy - the trumpeter for the Barmy Army that plays at every England test match. That trumpet you hear in all the England games is the same guy, every time and he's really good!