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Old 04-29-2013, 03:20 AM
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An old lady gets arrested for shop lifting a can of peaches.

She goes before the judge. The judge asks her, "How many peaches were in the can you stole, Mrs. Jones?"

"Seven, your honor," answers Mrs. Jones.

The judge says, "Then I will sentence you to seven days in jail, one day for each peach in the can."

At that point the lady's husband, Mr. Jones, rises to speak.

"Your honor," he says, "I happen to know that she also stole a can of peas."
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