Re: The Manliest fight ever.
When I was in college, my school did not have an (American) football team, so I played Rugby for a while. It was complete insanity. After one particular game, our team suffered two broken arms and a broken leg. I said to myself "I'm not paying all this money for schooling to get maimed", and decided to go back and play intermural basketball and volleyball instead.
"Through many dangers, toils and snares..." - Amazing Grace, third verse