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Old 03-12-2013, 09:29 PM
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Default Re: Saw a UFO at band practice tonight!

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Originally Posted by Dr_Watso View Post
I'll point out that you're the one who added in the anal part of this. I could have been referencing the probing of any number of Larry's orifices.
Just for the record, none of my orifices have been probed by anyone not of this planet. Which implies that my orifices have been probed. Technically they have been. Doctors, well meaning girlfriends...that's about it really....There was that one time in jail...Bubba...sigh...lol

One of my prior girlfriends claimed she was abducted by aliens. This woman was a respectable 5th grade teacher, from a good family. She claimed to have physical proof. On both her temples there are injection sites that she claimed the aliens made. She claimed multiple abductions, and one of the highlights was that they gave her orgasms without any touch, a mental thing. As open minded as I am, I had a little trouble believing her, it was pretty far out. But I did see the injection sites on her temples, both of them.
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