Re: The Cigarette Trick
Someday I want to be a master smoker. I practice smoking to a metronome. I really dig the way it colors my teeth, and I can't get enough of that smell on my clothes. I especially like how it makes my fingers smell, yea. I like sticking my spent butt in the yolks of my eggs in the morning, I love the way that looks. Yea, inhaling hundreds of nasty chemicals totally rocks.