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Old 02-13-2013, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: Well, the Grammys strike again

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/a...-2013021259333

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End of music announced at Grammys

At the close of the ceremony, host LL Cool J read out a collective statement from record label bosses stating that the music industry was being merged into advertising.

He said: “There is no money in this **** any more, except for sponsorship from fizzy pop companies.

“In the past, singers and instrument-players have followed their own wayward agenda, with values that could be described as ‘artistic’.

“However we now realise that ‘artistic’ values often do not serve the core brand values of fizzy pop makers.

“So we declare the music industry officially over. Henceforth it will be known as ‘soundvertising’.
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