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Old 01-20-2013, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by drstrangefunk View Post
i used to sing in a boy band, but i sued for the right to be in a girl group and won !!!!

i was not offended when Ruth Pointer walked past and asked "So who's the new girl ?" because deep down, i new that she was my girl.

later we went out for cheeseburgers and she told us about 1967.

true story.
Are you telling us that you sued for the right to sing in the Pointer Sisters (presumably sex discrimination act)??


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Originally Posted by keep it simple View Post
Classy Jay - real classy :)
Gosh, her neck reminds me of Barbie!
If Barbie were a real woman, her head would be the same circumference as her waist, meaning she’d have room for only half a liver and a few inches of intestines, (as opposed to the usual 26 feet). The result: chronic diarrhoea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition.

To look like Barbie proportionally, a healthy woman would need to add 61 cm to her height, subtract 15 cm from her waist, add 13 cm to her chest, and 8 cm to her neck length. Because Barbie’s neck is twice as long as the average human’s, it would be impossible for her to hold up her head.

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