Originally Posted by Dr_Watso
You can't prove anything and I'm not paying for those brats. They don't even look anything like me.
Ah yes, one minute it's "almost as handsome as Dad", the next it's "the paternity test musta got lost in the post".
Let's face it, bucko, Junior didn't get that ugly by itself. I was hoping for refined and pretty insectile features (like moi's) rather than the butt ugly piscine mug you lumbered the poor little bastard with!