Re: If you were bankrupt, starving and cold, could YOU burn your kit to keep you alive?
With the Fosters, I'm always deeply disappointed when I'm in the pub with friends and they order it. I just don't understand why you would want beer that tastes like fizzy, watered-down piss when there are decent ales on tap for the same money.
Naturally, I've berated them for their choice and bought the strongest cider I can find for the next round so I can give them a good kicking under the table with the next pint. If the cider tastes like it might still have straw in it, then it's a good thing.
Fosters. Yuck. Only beaten by 'Wifebeater's Choice' - Stella Artois.
Drink a glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have.
'A Lot' - Two words.