Originally Posted by Anon La Ply
Metal and hard rock drummers are in demand. If you like playing laid back and you don't have jazz technique, there's no demand. Most acts prefer to use drum machines in those situations.
It's not always wonderful to be on a dating site and wade through dozens of messages from lying dodgies looking for a quick root and who clearly haven't read your profile. Essentially, most messages I get translate to this: Dear Orifice Owner ... I wish to obtain access to your orifice/s. I hope you're naive enough to allow me this pleasure with zero effort made on my part towards you. You can trust me to do the right thing, just as fifteen other women have done earlier in the year.
This response is an instant classic! Haha! Love the phrases ... "quick root"? Never heard that one..