Originally Posted by Anon La Ply
Dear Orifice Owner ... I wish to obtain access to your orifice/s. I hope you're naive enough to allow me this pleasure with zero effort made on my part towards you. You can trust me to do the right thing, just as fifteen other women have done earlier in the year.
Haha - classic Pol-esque post :) The 7b comment could risk your status here however. I'm just imagining when the testosterone kicks in, guys will be claiming marching appendages, and all manner of large beaters/mallets, etc.