Originally Posted by Anon La Ply
: Dear Orifice Owner ... I wish to obtain access to your orifice/s. I hope you're naive enough to allow me this pleasure with zero effort made on my part towards you. You can trust me to do the right thing, just as fifteen other women have done earlier in the year.
Is that all that needs to be said? Why didn't you say so? Things would be so much more efficient ;)