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Old 10-20-2012, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by tamadrm View Post
Something to ponder.....if coconut oil comes from coconuts and olive oil comes from olives....where does baby oil come from?

If somebody with multiple personality disorder tries to commit suicide...is it a hostage situation?

Why do we drive on a parkway.....and park in a driveway?

If god dropped acid.....would he see people?:):):)

Steve B

Yuk yuk, where does baby oil come from...

Lol, to continue...why is it called a hot water heater? They really mean cold water heater, right?.

Why do they call them apartments when they are so close together?

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vater.

Why do they use straw for hayrides? Why aren't they called straw rides?

Racecar spelled backwards is still racecar.

There is a man in jail. He gets a visitor. The jailer asks the visitor, how do you know this man? The visitor replies: Brothers and sisters I have none, but that mans father, is my fathers son.

What was the reationship between the man in jail and the visitor?
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