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Old 06-28-2012, 05:32 AM
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Default Re: The Futurama Quote Thread

Both of mine are Scruffy:

Wash Bucket: I love you, wash bucket has always loved you. (Kisses Scruffy passionately)
Scruffy: No, it's wrong wash bucket. It'd be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!

After being shot in war reenactment
Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. (licks finger and flips page of dirty magazine)
RLRRLRR LRLLRLL-behold, the paradiddle-a-diddle!
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