Maybe go macrobiotic if you don't mind hideous, unidentifiable food. I went to the local macrobiotic restaurant with a friend, having no idea of what I was in for. Some nights they would have a speaker to talk while you were gagging. Our speaker of the nights subject? His 'problem' of compulsive masturbation. I wish someone could have gotten a picture of my face as that presentation unfolded. The restaurant and the setting it was in were awesome though.
"The automobile, while wonderful, has proven to destroy well being." ...these are not people that I would ever want to know.