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drumkat 02-29-2012 05:13 PM

my dream woman
 
For starters, she must look like Amanda Peet.

Every time we go shopping, she says "I don't want jewellery, shoes or new curtains...I want to take you to every drumshop in town I want you to spend at LEAST $500-00 in each shop..."

When we get home she says " I don't want you to work anymore...I want you to focus on your drumming...I will get a very high paying job...when I have saved enough money, I will build you an extension to the house and get it sound proofed so you can practice all day everyday"

Every weekend she says "my darling, don't worry about visiting my parents, you need to go to as many concerts this weekend. I will make sure all your friends can come home afterwards and party as long as you like"

GRUNTERSDAD 02-29-2012 05:14 PM

Re: my dream woman
 
Relevance?..........................

triumvirate 02-29-2012 05:53 PM

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You truly have created an imagination women for yourself haven't you :P
But i wish you best of luck in finding such a top notch girl.

Big_Al47 03-01-2012 12:49 AM

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Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??

Pocket-full-of-gold 03-01-2012 12:54 AM

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Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.

MaryO 03-01-2012 12:57 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 967877)
Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.

+1. I'm not sure if even his right hand wants a piece of that! Sheesh...

Mad About Drums 03-01-2012 01:34 AM

Re: my dream woman
 
You might as well stop drumming altogether and become a priest :)

diegobxr 03-01-2012 03:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 967877)
Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.

Haaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.

CLASSY. :p

drumkat 03-01-2012 04:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Al47 (Post 967871)
Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??

Her EYES man...her EYES!!! I am totally in love with that woman. She is top class from head to toe

Midnite Zephyr 03-01-2012 07:18 AM

Re: my dream woman
 
And there's a couple of warm carne asada tacos and a cold beer waiting for you when you get home from the concert at night.

resohead 03-01-2012 07:25 AM

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Women make my dreams come true when they walk out the door.

Skulmoski 03-01-2012 08:47 AM

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My Dream Woman is the person I married who puts up with all my faults and loves me unconditionally. She is my best friend too.

GJS

Arky 03-01-2012 09:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_Al47 (Post 967871)
Out of all the women in the world.... Amanda Peet?? Really??

+1
I even had to google up who Amanda Peet is.

Plus the gazillions of women we're talking of but have never actually met/seen.

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Among various skills/features my dream woman should also have a lovely voice so I'd use her on my recordings.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold
Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.

Don't forget there's a left hand. You know, being balanced and stuff... especially for drummers ;-)

eddiehimself 03-01-2012 11:32 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 967877)
Wow!! With that criteria, you're gonna become veeeeeery well aquainted with your right hand.

Better than being trapped in a loveless relationship with someone you don't even like.

drumkat 03-01-2012 12:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by resohead (Post 968088)
Women make my dreams come true when they walk out the door.


reso, once again you have got a truly entertaining reply....I always enjoy your posts, good humour (you have a very Aussie sense of humour) and intelligent words. If only you looked like Amanda Peet......

drumkat 03-01-2012 12:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulmoski (Post 968102)
My Dream Woman is the person I married who puts up with all my faults and loves me unconditionally. She is my best friend too.

GJS

You are a very lucky man Skulmoski

rogue_drummer 03-01-2012 06:46 PM

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The woman who puts with my buffoonery is the ultimate woman, also she's gotta have a great mind and body, I can totally let myself go you see, but she's gotta have it...wait, that's my wife imma talkin' 'bout...(grin)

drumkat 03-01-2012 07:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue_drummer (Post 968301)
The woman who puts with my buffoonery is the ultimate woman, also she's gotta have a great mind and body, I can totally let myself go you see, but she's gotta have it...wait, that's my wife imma talkin' 'bout...(grin)

Ok Rogue...you are a true smooth talker. I reckon you could get ANY drum gear you want.

jornthedrummer 03-02-2012 04:20 PM

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You forgot no teeth and an on/off switch -)

Mad About Drums 03-02-2012 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by drumkat (Post 967599)
... she must look like Amanda Peet...

... it's amazing what a bit of sex-appeal can do...

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rogue_drummer 03-02-2012 07:52 PM

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Ok Rogue...you are a true smooth talker. I reckon you could get ANY drum gear you want.


It do my best! (big ol' grin)

MaryO 03-02-2012 08:21 PM

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Just to be fair, I'm posting my dream man...he's sweet, rich and doesn't talk back if I bite his head off!

drumkat 03-03-2012 03:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad About Drums (Post 968870)
... it's amazing what a bit of sex-appeal can do...

.

That has made my day man....SERIOUSLY!!!

Mad About Drums 03-03-2012 02:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by drumkat (Post 969073)
That has made my day man....SERIOUSLY!!!

I'm happy to hear it man....SERIOUSLY!!!

LukeSnyder 03-03-2012 05:18 PM

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This thread is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.

Pocket-full-of-gold 03-03-2012 05:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LukeSnyder (Post 969264)
This thread is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.

Oh come on now Luke. Considering your recently aquired clipped wing, I can't imagine why you wouldn't want a weasel in a cardboard shirt. I mean, if I was relying on a single arm to carry me through, a weasel would be the first thing I hunted down. The cardboard shirt of course, would just be the added bonus!!

LukeSnyder 03-03-2012 05:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 969275)
Oh come on now Luke. Considering your recently aquired clipped wing, I can't imagine why you wouldn't want a weasel in a cardboard shirt. I mean, if I was relying on a single arm to carry me through, a weasel would be the first thing I hunted down. The cardboard shirt of course, would just be the added bonus!!

Hey! Maybe I was saying that I really like this thread! Who are you to speak for the import that I place upon pasteboard garbed rodents? How impudent! ;)

Pocket-full-of-gold 03-03-2012 06:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LukeSnyder (Post 969287)
Hey! Maybe I was saying that I really like this thread! Who are you to speak for the import that I place upon pasteboard garbed rodents? How impudent! ;)

God. I wish you broke your tongue!! :-)

LukeSnyder 03-03-2012 06:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 969310)
God. I wish you broke your tongue!! :-)

Haha, I think you meant my fingers PFoG, you don't REALLY think I dictate my forum posts, do you? And anyways, I hope you also realize that the tongue doesn't contain any bones, your grasp of physiology seems tenuous! ;)

Pocket-full-of-gold 03-03-2012 06:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LukeSnyder (Post 969317)
And anyways, I hope you also realize that the tongue doesn't contain any bones, your grasp of physiology seems tenuous! ;)

Touche.


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LukeSnyder 03-03-2012 06:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 969322)
Touche.


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Haha, I'm sorry, my pain meds make me a little bit sarcastic, and slightly more annoying :D I thoroughly enjoy the banter though, lol!

rogue_drummer 03-03-2012 07:19 PM

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useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt

Brilliant!! Mind if I use this expression in my everyday vocabulary? LOL

LukeSnyder 03-03-2012 07:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue_drummer (Post 969342)
useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt

Brilliant!! Mind if I use this expression in my everyday vocabulary? LOL

Go ahead, I'm borrowing the analogy from Scott Adams, haha.

Ian Williams 03-03-2012 11:49 PM

Re: my dream woman
 
Thatīs ME! Thanks sweet heart oīmine...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryO (Post 968885)
Just to be fair, I'm posting my dream man...he's sweet, rich and doesn't talk back if I bite his head off!


Ian Williams 03-03-2012 11:52 PM

Re: my dream woman
 
...or useless as tits on a bull.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LukeSnyder (Post 969264)
This thread is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.


Ian Williams 03-03-2012 11:53 PM

Re: my dream woman
 
Not a Judas one for sure!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad About Drums (Post 967896)
You might as well stop drumming altogether and become a priest :)


Mad About Drums 03-04-2012 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ian Williams (Post 969439)
Thatīs ME! Thanks sweet heart oīmine...

Ian, you're such a gentleman, of course it's you... who else can it be :)

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Ian Williams 03-04-2012 12:27 AM

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Henri!!!

I broke down in tears & laughs, you are a hero! :-) ;-) and I donīt talk back if - MaryO - bites my head off! Hahaha...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad About Drums (Post 969446)
Ian, you're such a gentleman, of course it's you... who else can it be :)

.


MaryO 03-04-2012 12:49 AM

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Well, of course it was you I had in mind the whole time Ian! I was just trying to be subtle and not let the cat out of the bag. I didn't want the others to get jealous...you know what drama queens some of them can be. So much for that...gee, thanks MAD! :p

Nodiggie 03-04-2012 03:05 AM

Re: my dream woman
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LukeSnyder (Post 969264)
This thread is as useless as a weasel in a cardboard shirt.

useless as:

A screen door in a submarine


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