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unfunkyfooted 08-24-2011 05:34 PM

Pollyanna
 
God's Own Thumptress.

Ms. Pocket.

La Drummista.

Pocket-full-of-gold 08-25-2011 12:44 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Shameless PR Polly....how much are you paying these guys?

How many personalised threads have you had now....this has gotta be the 3rd or 4th doesn't it? You're not fooling anyone you know? :-)

bobdadruma 08-25-2011 12:49 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Hey, wait a min,
I'm in love with Polly
I challenge you to a duel sir!
Shall we do pistols at dawn on the town green?
The winner gets Polly's hand.

mediocrefunkybeat 08-25-2011 12:58 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Can I be your second in the duel Bob? I'm quite handy with a sword so it transpires. I'm not after Pol's hand (sorry love) but I have got raging bloodlust.

bobdadruma 08-25-2011 01:02 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
I like to kill for sport too. We are on for our Duel!
Swords it will be then.

mediocrefunkybeat 08-25-2011 01:05 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882391)
I like to kill for sport too. We are on for our Duel!
Swords it will be then.

Samurai swords. I have some basic training there at least...

Pocket-full-of-gold 08-25-2011 01:13 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882381)
I challenge you to a duel sir!

Why not Bob. I've never walked away from a fight yet.......who knows, maybe this time I might even win one?!?! :-)

bobdadruma 08-25-2011 01:13 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
I think that Polly's going to leave the forum after reading these posts so we will be wasting our time.
How about we have a beer and play some Skittles instead?

mediocrefunkybeat 08-25-2011 01:14 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Get me drunk enough and there's a 50/50 chance I'll fight or play skittles. Who wants to take bets?

bobdadruma 08-25-2011 01:16 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
I would play Cricket but I'm not smart enough to understand the rules.

keep it simple 08-25-2011 01:39 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882381)

The winner gets Polly's hand.

what anatomical prize gem is awarded for coming second?

IDDrummer 08-25-2011 01:47 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Haha, a duel implies only two participants. Let's just have a free-for-all. Last man standing will be the only one coherent enough to understand Polly's scathing ridicule...

larryace 08-25-2011 02:48 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Taking all comers....

bobdadruma 08-25-2011 03:03 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Wow, Polly still hasn't posted on this mess.
I'm frightened! She is planning something to get back at all of us!
This won't be good for anyone!
Let us all go into hiding now while we still can.

IDDrummer 08-25-2011 03:54 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882462)
Wow, Polly still hasn't posted on this mess.
I'm frightened! She is planning something to get back at all of us!
This won't be good for anyone!
Let us all go into hiding now while we still can.

She's sharpening her keyboard to a razor edge to slice us with that scathing ridicule I mentioned earlier.

Either that, or she's actually playing drums instead of farting around on the internet...

Pocket-full-of-gold 08-25-2011 04:00 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
She's a self-confessed "stats nerd"....we've just had a census taken here in Oz. My guess is that she's pouring over the age to post code demographic with joyous rapture.

larryace 08-25-2011 04:06 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
I think this is a good time to remind everyone that Pol, as a little girl, kept detailed records of the high and low temps in Oz for like 5 years straight. She was a born stat nerd chick. I wonder if she keeps records of her amorous adventures....Hmmmm....

Week of Aug 21

4 inches, 4 minutes,
7 inches, 30 minutes
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Pollyanna 08-25-2011 09:41 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by unfunkyfooted (Post 882196)
God's Own Thumptress.

Ms. Pocket.

La Drummista.

ROFL - the only way I can justify my inclusion in this section is the knowledge that Meg's here (although I've never gotten a snare to sound as good as hers in the studio).

Damn, I can't even get people to help with my EQ issues in the Your Playing section! (hint hint)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 882379)
You're not fooling anyone you know? :-)

Must be a cue for a song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5CoGJevTuo

I guess it's a "reward" for my posting profligacy and being the longest-standing woman on the board.


Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882381)
Hey, wait a min,
I'm in love with Polly
I challenge you to a duel sir!
Shall we do pistols at dawn on the town green?
The winner gets Polly's hand.

Bob, you big bull artist lol. And dammit man, I need my hands!


Quote:

Originally Posted by mediocrefunkybeat (Post 882387)
I'm not after Pol's hand (sorry love)

An unacceptable stance, to be sure, but I forgive you.


Quote:

Originally Posted by keep it simple (Post 882408)
what anatomical prize gem is awarded for coming second?

Yet again you show your uncanny ability to hone in on the key issue :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by IDDrummer (Post 882490)
... or she's actually playing drums instead of farting around on the internet...

With my 7-thousand etc posts, I think it's pretty clear that farting on the internet encompasses a redikuluss amount of my life. Actually, I was being flogged at work.


Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace (Post 882496)
Week of Aug 21

4 inches, 4 minutes,
[ad infinitum]

Haha - thanks for the dream Larry. The reality is:

2010, gave up
2011, gave up

No doubt this unchallenging set of numbers relates to the aforementioned internet addiction ... or perhaps the reasons are common to each other? General damage probably covers it ...

keep it simple 08-25-2011 10:21 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace (Post 882496)
I think this is a good time to remind everyone that Pol, as a little girl, kept detailed records of the high and low temps in Oz for like 5 years straight. She was a born stat nerd chick. I wonder if she keeps records of her amorous adventures....Hmmmm....

Week of Aug 21

4 inches, 4 minutes,
7 inches, 30 minutes
6 inches, 15 minutes,
2 inches, gave up,
8 inches, 180 minutes

As this is clearly related to tom depth, it should be posted in the 1" thread as a valuable piece of research.

Pocket-full-of-gold 08-25-2011 06:13 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 882575)
ROFL - the only way I can justify my inclusion in this section......................

Glad to see you're finally a show for your own party Pol. Sorry we started without you.....but, free beer is free beer at the end of the day.

What we really wanna know is......what in the name of the living christ did you actually do with all those inches?

Are you really that good?.....or is Larry really such a dreamer (and a bloody pervert)??? :-)

larryace 08-25-2011 08:40 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Yea it's a pretty safe bet to say that we all love our Pol. Really the place would be so drab without her.

Ian Williams 08-25-2011 10:51 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Hey Polly...Ms. Bombo!

You are the SALT and PEPPER in this forum...without you...we better crash and burn! ;-)

Love ya!!!

El Venezolano...

Pollyanna 08-26-2011 01:36 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold (Post 882705)
What we really wanna know is......what in the name of the living christ did you actually do with all those inches?

Are you really that good?.....or is Larry really such a dreamer (and a bloody pervert)??? :-)

PFOG, I believe the inches passed me by in order to bless those deemed more worthy. So it goes. I expect I will soon join a nunnery. 1 inch? Hell, bring it on, I say - better than none :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace (Post 882753)
Yea it's a pretty safe bet to say that we all love our Pol. Really the place would be so drab without her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian Williams (Post 882818)
You are the SALT and PEPPER in this forum...without you...we better crash and burn! ;-)

Ha. Every now and then I go a few days without posting and notice that everything ticks along nicely! Maybe more talk about drum gear :)

bobdadruma 08-26-2011 01:39 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
I just want to take your pet cockroach for a walk.
Can he fetch a stick?

Ian Williams 08-26-2011 01:47 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Hahaha...Must be a bower!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 882896)
I just want to take your pet cockroach for a walk.
Can he fetch a stick?


diegobxr 08-26-2011 09:02 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Oh, boy.. let's see how much it takes for the x-rated-ish comments to start appearing...

(Man, if it gets like this on the public forums I don't even wanna imagine the kind of PM's that Polly must receive daily).. :D

Haha, cheers!

chaymus 08-26-2011 09:22 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diegobxr (Post 883262)
Oh, boy.. let's see how much it takes for the x-rated-ish comments to start appearing...

(Man, if it gets like this on the public forums I don't even wanna imagine the kind of PM's that Polly must receive daily).. :D

Haha, cheers!

I was under the impression pms were received monthly

Deathmetalconga 08-27-2011 12:40 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by unfunkyfooted (Post 882196)
God's Own Thumptress.

Ms. Pocket.

La Drummista.

Don't forget: Amazing artist. My avatar testifies to it.

unfunkyfooted 08-27-2011 01:12 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Deathmetalconga (Post 883330)
Don't forget: Amazing artist. My avatar testifies to it.

A True Renaissance Woman.

Pollyanna 08-27-2011 02:27 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
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Quote:

Originally Posted by diegobxr (Post 883262)
Oh, boy.. let's see how much it takes for the x-rated-ish comments to start appearing...

(Man, if it gets like this on the public forums I don't even wanna imagine the kind of PM's that Polly must receive daily).. :D

Diego, you know what? I've never been sexually harassed on this forum. Either you guys are amazingly civilised or I'm doing something wrong!

DMC, your caricature turned out really well. I flubbed Abe's one though (sorry Abe). All the arts are the same in that sense - sometimes you get it right, sometimes you miss the mark.

UFF, the cheque's in the mail :)

I think on these "Joe Drummer Here!" threads there's supposed to be a Q&A about their playing. So you guys are supposed to ask me about my drum gear, the gigs I'm playing and how I play things (eg. How come you still play like a beginner after 30 years of drumming? :). It would be like reality TV where someone mediocre is put in front of the cameras and people can watch how they cope lol

Or ... I could set you guys a challenge, like the SNA Challenge. A version of the Police's Message in a Bottle without Stewart playing is attached ... no prize I'm afraid. Just the glory ...

larryace 08-27-2011 05:12 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Never sexually harassed? We're sorry! Where's our manners? How did this happen? I'll get on it right away!

So Pol, ever get any male groupies at your gigs wanting to stuff your woman parts?

aydee 08-27-2011 05:44 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 883354)

I flubbed Abe's one though (sorry Abe). All the arts are the same in that sense - sometimes you get it right, sometimes you miss the mark.

..

Thats alright Pol, you know I love you anyways.

...

unfunkyfooted 08-27-2011 05:44 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 883354)
Diego, you know what? I've never been sexually harassed on this forum. Either you guys are amazingly civilised or I'm doing something wrong!

DMC, your caricature turned out really well. I flubbed Abe's one though (sorry Abe). All the arts are the same in that sense - sometimes you get it right, sometimes you miss the mark.

UFF, the cheque's in the mail :)

I think on these "Joe Drummer Here!" threads there's supposed to be a Q&A about their playing. So you guys are supposed to ask me about my drum gear, the gigs I'm playing and how I play things (eg. How come you still play like a beginner after 30 years of drumming? :). It would be like reality TV where someone mediocre is put in front of the cameras and people can watch how they cope lol

Or ... I could set you guys a challenge, like the SNA Challenge. A version of the Police's Message in a Bottle without Stewart playing is attached ... no prize I'm afraid. Just the glory ...

hmmm. lemme think about it.

Pollyanna 08-27-2011 06:13 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace (Post 883410)
Never sexually harassed? We're sorry! Where's our manners? How did this happen? I'll get on it right away!

So Pol, ever get any male groupies at your gigs wanting to stuff your woman parts?

Get on the case, Larry!

Sure, in a long life at some stage you're going to have all sorts trying it on. Since I don't root strangers as a matter of principle - and I think I give off that vibe - it's never been a big deal to me. Now that I'm old and on the shelf I'm thinking differently about things but the offers have dried up!


Quote:

Originally Posted by aydee (Post 883426)
Thats alright Pol, you know I love you anyways.

Thanks Abe. I was hoping to do another but, you know how it is, the moment is lost. It's like flubbing a lick at a gig and then expecting the audience to come back so you can show that you can play it properly lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by unfunkyfooted (Post 883427)
hmmm. lemme think about it.

Good lad. No one else is taking the bait so far ...

DrumEatDrum 08-27-2011 06:59 AM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Polly is 1/2 the fun of coming to this forum!

Pollyanna 08-27-2011 05:35 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DrumEatDrum (Post 883449)
Polly is 1/2 the fun of coming to this forum!

That's a nice thing to say! I always feel like a bit of a lightweight amongst you guys and figure that you all put up with me because I add some light relief to break up the D&Ms here and there :)

Since this is my thread, allow me a little indulgence ... this Funkadelic track is one of the cookinest things I've ever heard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVHrvx-Ua68 ... from around 1:40 the guitarist totally tears it up with a string of the coolest cliches ever. It makes me want to head bang!

IDDrummer 08-27-2011 06:05 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 883616)
That's a nice thing to say! I always feel like a bit of a lightweight amongst you guys and figure that you all put up with me because I add some light relief to break up the D&Ms here and there :)

Enough with the false modesty, Polly!!! You know you're reason we all come back. This drum stuff is just an excuse. lol

Ian Williams 08-27-2011 06:27 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Can't shoot...root...or electrocute Pollyanna, you've got to love her to the bones!!! :-)

Bernhard: You have to upload Pollyanna's profile, on the drummers section...YEAH!

diegobxr 08-28-2011 08:49 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 883354)
Diego, you know what? I've never been sexually harassed on this forum. Either you guys are amazingly civilised or I'm doing something wrong!

Mmm.. civilised? I doubt it. Respectful, serious and polite group of gentlemen??.. mmm...no, that's not either.

I think we're just shy guys (actually, "chicken" is the word) who expect girls to take the lead.

LOL :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace (Post 883410)
Never sexually harassed? We're sorry! Where's our manners? How did this happen? I'll get on it right away!

So Pol, ever get any male groupies at your gigs wanting to stuff your woman parts?

Hahahahahahahaha, OMG, that was so over the top I almost pissed myself laughing. :D

Cheers!

Thaard 08-29-2011 05:36 PM

Re: Pollyanna
 
Sorry Polly, I'll try to be more sexist and chauvinistic towards you, from now on.

So, wanna see my stamp collection?


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