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brady 06-25-2010 12:19 AM

Misunderstood/confused lyrics
 
Inspired by the 'Song lyrics and cloaked references' thread, and Fuzrock's idea what are some of your misunderstood lyrics?

When I was younger, I thought the Roling Stones were singing ''I was raised by two lesbians...'' in Jumping Jack Flash' instead of ''I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.'

Another classic lyric mix-up in "I left my brains down in Africa". Toto.

I remember a commerical a few years ago where a guy was singing the wrong lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' as 'Pour Some Shook-up Ramen'.

motojt 06-25-2010 12:35 AM

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New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures:
"Sometimes you break the finger on the upper hand," is often mistaken for, "...on the other hand." I've also seen it misheard in a rather racist way. :p

Fuo 06-25-2010 12:37 AM

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Bad Brains - Rock for Light

I always thought he was saying "Brocc-O-Li" until I got a car that displayed song titles on the stereo. And i hate broccoli.

razorx 06-25-2010 01:58 AM

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I used to think The Who's Who are you? was saying blue olive.

larryace 06-25-2010 02:12 AM

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The Beatles "I am the Walrus" near the end where they really are saying "Everybody's Got One" but darned if it doesn't sound like "Everybody Smoke Pot".
I saw a interview w/ Lennon and he clarified what the real line was.

Migaluch 06-25-2010 04:37 AM

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I always heard the chorus in Nirvana's Smells like Teen Spirit as bunch of nonsense mumbo-jumbo, but after Google-ing the lyrics, I now hear it as comprehensible nonsense. What is that song about anyway?

jonescrusher 06-25-2010 04:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Migaluch (Post 715896)
I always heard the chorus in Nirvana's Smells like Teen Spirit as bunch of nonsense mumbo-jumbo, but after Google-ing the lyrics, I now hear it as comprehensible nonsense. What is that song about anyway?


Antiperspirant.



.....

Pocket-full-of-gold 06-25-2010 05:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jonescrusher (Post 715897)
Antiperspirant.

QFT.

Apparently, one of Kurt's friends told him he "smelled like Teen Spirit". Teen Spirit was a popular female deoderant at the time.


Back to lyrics, a common misheard lyric is CCR's. Up Around The Bend.

'Come on the risin' wind, we're goin' up around the bend' is often misheard as 'Come on arsie and win......'

brady 06-25-2010 05:35 AM

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What is it about CCR and jacked up interpretations of lyrics?

Ever listened to 'Down On The Corner' and heard "You don't need a pinhead just to hang around"?

Pocket-full-of-gold 06-25-2010 05:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by brady (Post 715912)
What is it about CCR and jacked up interpretations of lyrics?

Ever listened to 'Down On The Corner' and heard "You don't need a pinhead just to hang around"?

Yes, yes, yes....oh LMAO!!

Forgot that one Brady, but yes, that's exactly what I thought it was when I was younger.

Ian Williams 06-25-2010 05:46 AM

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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - LSD, by The Beatles.

Muckster 06-25-2010 05:52 AM

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The classic "scuse me while i kiss this guy" - Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze

"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR, Badmoon

"A girl with colitis goes by" The Beatles, Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

"Big ol' jet had a light on" Steve Miller Band, Jet Airliner

And my wife's classic misunderstanding: "shake it like a kindergarten teacher" Instead of "shake it like a polaroid picture" by Outkast.

Pocket-full-of-gold 06-25-2010 06:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ian Williams (Post 715919)
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - LSD, by The Beatles.

I thought that one had been disspelled?

Long thought to be a coded reference to the drug, but wasn't it revealed that it actually came about when John was looking at a picture his son Julian had drawn. John asked who the girl in the drawing was and Julian replied, "that's Lucy (a school friend) in the sky with diamonds"?

Happy to be wrong here, but I'm sure I've heard this explaination in several different sources.

stasz 06-25-2010 06:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Muckster (Post 715920)
"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR, Badmoon

That's exactly what i was going to say! I've seen a video of John Fogerty actually singing those lyrics as a joke in concert...

Vampire Weekend- Campus, right at the beginning of the chorus "I saw you, you're walking 'cross the campus, cruel professor studying romances"-- until my band covered it I had always heard "bulletproof vests are studying romances" without a doubt in my mind

Derek 06-25-2010 07:09 AM

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Elton John has gotto be the chamion of mangling a syllable. For 35 years or more I never knew until now that in "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" the lyric goes "Back to the howlin' old owl in the woods, after the horny black toad"...

Biscuit 06-25-2010 08:08 AM

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Pretty much the entire song Yellow Leadbetter by Pearl Jam. I have no idea what's going on in that song.

My wife and i were listening to Running with The Devil by Van Halen one day. She was singing along and all of the sudden she says "Running with an apple". I laughed so hard i almost broke my ribs.

razorx 06-25-2010 08:18 AM

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Blinded by the light...everyone always argues about the second line.

Pocket-full-of-gold 06-25-2010 08:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by razorx (Post 715946)
Blinded by the light...everyone always argues about the second line.

Love that track......in fact, it won me a $500 bet many years ago. I knew for certain it was a Springsteen penned track and the soon-to-be 'poor man' that I lifted the cash off, just wouldn't accept it wasn't Manfred Mann.

For the record "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night".....nothing to do with personal hygene via invasive cleansing methods!!

Strangelove 06-25-2010 08:46 AM

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Pick pretty much any song by REM, but Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight wins the lot. I always thought the refrain said "Don't even try to wake her up".

Strangelove 06-25-2010 08:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by razorx (Post 715946)
Blinded by the light...everyone always argues about the second line.

Wrapped up like a what?

Pkaneps 06-25-2010 07:42 PM

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"Gimme four, gimme five, gimme dabadabada!."

-My roommate listening to that bad Metallica song. I think I fell down.

Fuzrock 06-25-2010 09:00 PM

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ABBA - See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.

I stole this one from here - http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php

There's some really funny ones in there.

brady 06-25-2010 10:49 PM

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I just heard another 'Fogertyism' today. In 'Centerfield' it sounds like he sings, "I got a beat-up glove, a home-made bat, and a brand new parachute"
Really?! I wonder if he's skydiving onto the field...

larryace 06-25-2010 11:37 PM

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I recall someone telling me about his girlfriend confusing the lyrics to Van Halen's "Panama"
That part where he goes:

"reached down between my legs, eased the seat back"..

she thought it was:

"reached down, between my legs, squeezed the seed bag"...

chuckle, snort...

Fuo 06-25-2010 11:39 PM

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Ohh that reminds me... In middle school I always thought the "I don't feel tardy" part of Hot for Teacher was "I don't feel turdy." I still prefer my interpretation.

jon e rotten 06-26-2010 12:14 AM

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I'd like to cast a vote for Stevie Nicks "One Winged Dove". Saturday Night Live did a sketch after this came out. It was a commercial for her new CD called "Stevie Nicks...What the Hell is She Saying?"

Stickit 06-28-2010 03:30 PM

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I remember The Eagles song, "There's going to be a heartache tonight", was always sung "There's going to be a party tonight", by my little sister until I set her straight.
BTW, I will be seeing her today for the first time in 3 years, think I'll tease her a bit.

flammableeye 06-28-2010 05:06 PM

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I love misheard lyrics. It's a common occurance for me :p

Pollyanna 06-28-2010 05:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by razorx (Post 715859)
I used to think The Who's Who are you? was saying blue olive.

lol!

Quote:

Originally Posted by larryace
The Beatles "I am the Walrus" near the end where they really are saying "Everybody's Got One" but darned if it doesn't sound like "Everybody Smoke Pot".

I used to think it was "Stuff it up your jumper" :)

When my band was first playing Sunshine of Your Love our singer thought "I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up" was "I'll stay with you till my seeds are dried up" ... it makes the imagery even more graphic, doesn't it?

Muckster 06-28-2010 06:36 PM

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Another Toto "Africa" misunderstood lyric: "There's nothing that a million men on Mars could ever do."

Blue Oyster Cult: "Don't feel Aretha." (Don't fear the reaper).

dwsabianguy 06-28-2010 07:00 PM

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James LaBrie has had a couple good ones in the past - my favorite is from the DT song Trial of Tears. There's a part somewhere in the middle of the song (5:33 in the studio version): "hitting on these guys/stepping on a worm"

bonzolead 06-28-2010 08:14 PM

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Iron Butterfly wrote a tune about "in the garden of eden" but were so messed up at the time it came out "In a godda da vida" there biggest hit or only hit LOL.

remember it was the late 60's everybody was messed up back then LOL

Bonzolead

Fuo 06-28-2010 08:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bonzolead (Post 717274)
Iron Butterfly wrote a tune about "in the garden of eden" but were so messed up at the time it came out "In a godda da vida" there biggest hit or only hit LOL.

remember it was the late 60's everybody was messed up back then LOL

Bonzolead

... and then the Simpsons redid it as "In the Garden of Eden". The old woman organ player collapsed during the solo and Homer whispered to Marge "remember when we used to make out to this hymn?".

bonzolead 06-28-2010 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Fuo (Post 717278)
... and then the Simpsons redid it as "In the Garden of Eden". The old woman organ player collapsed during the solo and Homer whispered to Marge "remember when we used to make out to this hymn?".

wow never knew that too funny.

Keep Swattin'
Bonzolead

Fuo 06-28-2010 09:00 PM

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Its one of Bart's church pranks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4g-wx2Y_wg


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