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con struct 03-08-2010 02:16 AM

If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
What would you say? Here's mine:

No matter what kind of music you play,
You just can't go wrong with a Vic Firth 5A.

Vic Firth: Quality drum sticks since 1963.

bobdadruma 03-08-2010 02:44 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Gilbratar Hardware, Real Hardware for a Softer price!
Tama Cobra Bass Drum Pedals. This Snake is Venomous!
Zildjian Ks, They will take you all the way!

bermuda 03-08-2010 02:55 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Ludwig Drums are hard to beat!

GRUNTERSDAD 03-08-2010 02:58 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Where's my Rebate??..........

bobdadruma 03-08-2010 03:02 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GRUNTERSDAD (Post 673686)
Where's my Rebate??..........

The check is in the mail!

con struct 03-08-2010 03:02 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
You'll always be sleeping so soundly in bed,
Knowing that you're using Remo drum heads.

mrbear 03-08-2010 03:04 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Pick up your sticks.

there.

hey guys, watch this man play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7scPZS3zfKM

con struct 03-08-2010 03:12 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
What a stupid idea for a thread. Well, it killed some time waiting for the Oscars to come on. Mrs. Conrad insists that we watch it.

Maybe we should talk about the Oscars, then. I've only seen two of the nominated movies, "The Hurt Locker" and "A Serious Man." I very much doubt that either of those will win, although they were both very good.

bobdadruma 03-08-2010 03:21 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
I don't have to watch the Oscars. My wife figured out that Drums were more important to me than her. She stays in her own TV room and she doesn't bother me anymore!
Im a happy man!

bermuda 03-08-2010 04:18 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
I cooked this up for Vic Firth:

http://www.bermudaschwartz.com/images/samestick.jpg

Maybe emphasizing durability isn't a good idea for a company depending on repeat business!

Bermuda

DSCRAPRE 03-11-2010 05:09 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
CB Drums: 'cause junior will probably lose interest soon anyway.

con struct 03-11-2010 05:19 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DSCRAPRE (Post 674813)
CB Drums: 'cause junior will probably lose interest soon anyway.

Absolutely brilliant.

aydee 03-11-2010 05:49 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
$ONOR but yet so far

con struct 03-11-2010 05:53 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aydee (Post 674830)
$ONOR but yet so far

Why stop with a yacht? Get yourself a set of SONOR drums to dress up that boat!

bermuda 03-11-2010 06:12 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
$ONOR or later, we're gonna getcha!

jjmason777 03-11-2010 06:28 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
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These TRICKS aren't for kids.

bermuda 03-11-2010 06:37 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jjmason777 (Post 674845)
These TRICKS aren't for kids.

Excellent!



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DrumEatDrum 03-11-2010 06:51 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Introducing the newest drum product, that you and all your friends will want to have!!!

You hit it....


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noise!!!

toddy 03-17-2010 11:04 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
i want to make an advert for jobeky. my electronic drums are awesome so.
i don't have any cool catch line. i'd probably just play some sick beatz for them? yeah.

diosdude 03-28-2010 10:17 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
All my neighbors listen to DDrumTM

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...s/90831ddr.jpg
















WHETHER THEY WANT TO OR NOT

sufc.loyal 03-28-2010 10:52 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Mapex Saturns - They're way out there.


Mapex Saturns - They will run rings around anything.

GRUNTERSDAD 03-29-2010 01:48 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Get
Ready
Everyone
To
See
Classic
Heritage

freebirdgdw 03-29-2010 02:58 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by toddy (Post 677076)
i want to make an advert for jobeky. my electronic drums are awesome so.
i don't have any cool catch line. i'd probably just play some sick beatz for them? yeah.

My old drum teacher called Lewis is endorsed by Jobeky. I've not spoke to him in a long time though. although when he got endorsed it was the first and only time Ive heard of them.

http://www.jobekydrums.co.uk/index.p...d=42&Itemid=63

Fuo 04-04-2010 11:30 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
(Evans|Remo|Aquarian): Get Some Head.

Big_Philly 04-04-2010 11:40 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by diosdude (Post 681580)
All my neighbors listen to DDrum WHETHER THEY WANT TO OR NOT

That's actually not half bad! It appeals to something lots of drummers deal with. It may work for every drummer though...
I myslef would not exclude a company with such a slogan. Not that I care for loudness much, but it's original.

I'd make and ad for any drum company that pays me. But my inspiration fails me at the time.

Pollyanna 04-05-2010 03:31 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
A few classics here. Dios, that's epic :)


With Rhythm Traveler you'll want to stay put!

Drums101 04-05-2010 04:54 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Beethoven always chooses ludwig


Pretty terrible but i had to add something

aydee 04-05-2010 04:59 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Ve have Vays to make you Vant to play Ludvig.

aydee 04-05-2010 05:14 AM

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Ddrum is # Oone

...

Pollyanna 04-05-2010 05:14 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
I know nuuussing ...

Fetch yourself a Gretsch!

Zildjian ZBT - you'll notice the difference!

bobdadruma 04-05-2010 05:52 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
There are some good ones here. Should we be copywriting these?

aydee 04-05-2010 10:26 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Why be a YAMAWHO? When you could be a YAMAHA!

Pollyanna 04-05-2010 11:15 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 684533)
There are some good ones here. Should we be copywriting these?

Too late, Bob. The slogan pirates will have made thousands of copies already.

Cut and Paiste ... in your shopping cart!

aydee 04-05-2010 11:36 AM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pollyanna (Post 684580)
Cut and Paiste ... in your shopping cart!

I likee dat one!

Why wait

To strike oil in Kuwait

When you can have a Sabian B8

Pollyanna 04-05-2010 01:37 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aydee (Post 684581)
I likee dat one!

Why wait

To strike oil in Kuwait

When you can have a Sabian B8

I see you're on a roll too :) ... hmm, not sure we're doing this right. In threads like this aren't we supposed to ignore what everyone else says and just add our own? lol

No time to waste! Make haste for Paiste!

Wuhan ain't no poo pan! (despite what people say)

keep it simple 04-05-2010 01:51 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Spaun Porn.
Ludwig, simply hair raising.
Vic Firth, it's all about the girth.
Tama "La Motown".
Yummy Jammy Yammy.
OMG, PDP.

I'll think up some more if I have a spare moment.

aydee 04-05-2010 01:58 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by keep it simple (Post 684606)
OMG, PDP.

the winner. by a mile.

Drum-Head 04-05-2010 02:05 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
"Most kits only last for so long... Yamaha Phoenix are forever"

Yeah they'll rise from the flames of hell not matter what! They'll never go down, you can't destroy 'em, they'll come back to life and dominate the world muhahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

Ahem...

*runs away*

keep it simple 04-05-2010 03:04 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Photographed a lot by Steamer
Endorsed by Steamer
Actually played by Steamer
Caressed by Steamer
Elevated by Steamer

AGOP, the ride of your life.

aydee 04-05-2010 03:12 PM

Re: If You Could Make An Ad For Any Drum Gear Company
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by keep it simple (Post 684617)
Photographed a lot by Steamer
Endorsed by Steamer
Actually played by Steamer
Calmed by Steamer
Elevated by Steamer

AGOP, the ride of your life.

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