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The Prof 12-26-2013 05:05 PM

Stupid Christmas joke!
 
OK before you read on be warned-----this is really silly!

When I clean my teeth I often think about the grip I'm using to hold my toothbrush. While doing that this morning a joke suddenly came upon me:

Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!

Happy Christmas!

Arky 12-26-2013 05:10 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)

What I've been doing (for years now) is starting brushing my teeth with my left hand - for the first half - and then switching to the right hand. Sorry, no joke, pure fact ;-)
There is one difference though - it's more of a horizontal motion with my left hand vs. a vertical motion with my right hand. 2 grips - various functions? Seems so.

IDDrummer 12-26-2013 05:10 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Buh DOP boom! lol .............

IDDrummer 12-26-2013 05:30 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arky (Post 1212170)
Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)

What I've been doing (for years now) is starting brushing my teeth with my left hand - for the first half - and then switching to the right hand. Sorry, no joke, pure fact ;-)
There is one difference though - it's more of a horizontal motion with my left hand vs. a vertical motion with my right hand. 2 grips - various functions? Seems so.

It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)

Arky 12-26-2013 05:32 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IDDrummer (Post 1212174)
It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)

I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)

The Prof 12-26-2013 05:34 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IDDrummer (Post 1212174)
It's a play on words, Arky! "Moeller" (the percussion technique) sounds like "molar" (the type of tooth.) ;)

You got it in one! Guess it takes a special type of insanity to find it funny ;-)

The Prof 12-26-2013 05:36 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arky (Post 1212175)
I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)

Thanks Arky! I've got a glittering future writing Christmas crackers for drummers ahead of me.

JohnW 12-26-2013 06:05 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
And what flavored toothpaste do you use?

Rudimint!

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

The Prof 12-26-2013 06:07 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnW (Post 1212185)
And what flavored toothpaste do you use?

Rudimint!

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

LOVE IT!!!

20202020

drummerjims 12-26-2013 06:13 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Arky (Post 1212175)
I see now - it's a homophone... You got me ;-)
Thanks for enlightening me! I feel so dumb now. Time to get in the corner and feel ashamed, haha.

To the OP: Hey, that's actually a good joke! Score. (Some just don't get it, haha.)

I didn't catch that at first either. I feel really dumb as well.

caddywumpus 12-26-2013 07:15 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
...and, why do you use a brush? Is brushing your teeth considered a jazz ballad?

Okay, dumb, but the morning coffee hasn't kicked in yet to allow me to come up with anything better, or to stave off my compulsive need to post.

JustJames 12-26-2013 08:40 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Prof (Post 1212169)
Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arky (Post 1212170)
Didn't even sound as a joke to me, at least it wasn't funny. But that's subjective. (Please don't mind ;-)

I was with Arky until somebody pointed out the 'Merkin pronunciation of "Moeller". Moeller is the anglicised spelling of Möller...which sounds nothing like "molar", but sound more like "mur-ler".

Q: How does a latin dentist sterilise his equipment?
A: With an auto-clave!

ohiodrummer1964 12-27-2013 02:04 AM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

Just kidding, I love corny jokes.

bobdadruma 12-27-2013 03:20 AM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
You are all frightening me.

The Prof 12-27-2013 04:15 AM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdadruma (Post 1212361)
You are all frightening me.

You love it!!!!!

202020

Zickos 12-27-2013 04:23 AM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Prof (Post 1212169)
OK before you read on be warned-----this is really silly!

When I clean my teeth I often think about the grip I'm using to hold my toothbrush. While doing that this morning a joke suddenly came upon me:

Question: How does a drummer clean their teeth?

Answer: using the Moeller technique!

Happy Christmas!

Now I'm really mad. You made me snort orange juice through my nose. :-)

MrInsanePolack 12-27-2013 07:11 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
How do you know the drummer is king?

Because he sits on the throne!

MrPockets 12-27-2013 07:17 PM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
The joke would have been better if you used molar and not Moeller.

Reggae_Mangle 12-28-2013 10:18 AM

Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
 
Not a drumming joke, but...

Boyfriend: Honey, let's play Vivichu.
Girlfriend: I don't want to.
Boyfriend: Aw, come on, baby, let's play vivichu.
Girlfriend: No. I think it's stupid.
Boyfriend: Baby. please... Please!!
Girlfriend: Oh alright, you can start.






Boyfriend: Yay! Vivichu a merry Christmas, vivichu a merry Christmas!

(And a happy new year, DW)


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