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5678...procrastinate 05-10-2013 03:45 AM

An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Sung to the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful, more or less.
WARNING : Contains STRONG vowel movements.

All things tight and tuneable CHORUS
All kits both big and small,
All things you can think of -
Dear God we've discussed them all !

Which kit should I be buying ? VERSE
Which cymbOls are the best ?
Let's have some fun with badges,
'Coz Sticks is such a pest.
Which heads go best with which drum ?
And how should they be tuned ?
The most influential drummer,
Peart , Ringo or Moon ?

CHORUS

Let's go and look at Craigslist
Or How do I improve ?
"Have you tried thread searching ?
Oh man you're such a newb !"
Which drummers are you're favourite ?
What music means to you....
"We've answered that a thousand times,
So you can F. A. Q. ! "

CHORUS

So, chops or groove and pocket ?
There's so much to explain.
If you could see what it does to us,
You'd understand our pain.
And then there's 5,6,7,8,-
A bleeding heart or worse;
If it wasn't non-stop punning,
He's drowning you with verse !

FINAL CHORUS [ All together now ! ]
[ Ducks and runs for cover......band ]

Anon La Ply 05-10-2013 01:03 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Haha. Well done!

Is Kenny G a jazz man?
Or did jazz die or shrink?
Learn drums with Rockstar or Pac Man?
Should giggers ever drink?
Will my double pedal
Improve if put on tapes?
Are drummers real musicians
Or just Neanderthals in capes?

CHORUS

larryz 05-10-2013 08:00 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
"Creative Effort of the Year Award". I love it.

bermuda 05-10-2013 09:41 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Nice, shall I program a drum part for that? :)

The Black Page Dude 05-11-2013 12:55 AM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 5678...procrastinate (Post 1138447)
Sung to the tune of All Things Bright and Beautiful, more or less.
WARNING : Contains STRONG vowel movements.

All things tight and tuneable CHORUS
All kits both big and small,
All things you can think of -
Dear God we've discussed them all !

Which kit should I be buying ? VERSE
Which cymbOls are the best ?
Let's have some fun with badges,
'Coz Sticks is such a pest.
Which heads go best with which drum ?
And how should they be tuned ?
The most influential drummer,
Peart , Ringo or Moon ?

CHORUS

Let's go and look at Craigslist
Or How do I improve ?
"Have you tried thread searching ?
Oh man you're such a newb !"
Which drummers are you're favourite ?
What music means to you....
"We've answered that a thousand times,
So you can F. A. Q. ! "

CHORUS

So, chops or groove and pocket ?
There's so much to explain.
If you could see what it does to us,
You'd understand our pain.
And then there's 5,6,7,8,-
A bleeding heart or worse;
If it wasn't non-stop punning,
He's drowning you with verse !

FINAL CHORUS [ All together now ! ]
[ Ducks and runs for cover......band ]


I've stood up and removed my hat ... please continue!

5678...procrastinate 05-11-2013 11:11 AM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Thank you.
I have always, [ not true ] , spoken up when I thought something was wrong.
I have never, [not true], allowed insinuated remarks pass me bye.

This is something I offer.
It was meant with love and irony.

And if you don't like it............
F.A.Q !

And if you did, thanks .

Goodnight and ...................
See you later.

[ Did that have drama ? ]

Actualy, I need to prepare for our bands first gigs, so ; time out.......

dmacc 05-11-2013 12:05 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
This is cool. If I knew how to do something other than play drums, I'd put a backdrop to it.

keep it simple 05-11-2013 12:05 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 5678...procrastinate (Post 1138447)

[ Ducks and runs for cover......band ]

Fantastic!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anon La Ply (Post 1138533)
Are drummers real musicians
Or just Neanderthals in capes?

CHORUS

And your issue with capes is exactly? Ben!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by larryz (Post 1138690)
"Creative Effort of the Year Award". I love it.

Certainly :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by bermuda (Post 1138725)
Nice, shall I program a drum part for that? :)

Only if you've used the search function first to find "best programmed drum part for All Things Bright & Beautiful" ;) ;) ;)

Reggae_Mangle 05-11-2013 12:37 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Sweet poem, good job!

- Reggae Mangle

Midnite Zephyr 05-11-2013 08:08 PM

Re: An anthem for Drummerworld
 
Ah, man, that got me to LOL. Great job with the lyrics. Weird Al would be proud, I'm sure.


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