Check your sense of humor's dipstick to see if it needs a quart .....No I haven't. What do you think God will do if I ask?
that is perfect!!!! That is one of my all time favorite characters.Why (inset name) does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know (inset name), if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
and try to look like this while saying it:
That's my opinion! I've been known to verbally assrape people online and in person and while I have no intentions of keeping that up anymore, I can still whip it out when needed....It's all about letting your inner asshat out. And if you ain't got it...hey, I definitely don't think that's a bad thing.