"Uncle Larry"
I can provide a safe, stable, loving home for your poor orphans.

I have some orphan drums that are of comparable quality and they would make an excellent blended family with your fine looking orphans.

Unfortunately, my wife and I cannot make our own drums, so we must adopt.

We could share custody, 50/50.

This offer is only available for a limited time, so act soon!

paradiddle pete

Platinum Member
Ace, We are all brothers and sisters, this is proof that maple and walnut can live in harmony. I suggest a little wine , soft music some chocolate perhaps , then let the drum making begin.. with Gusto. ha.