Happy birthday Bermuda

Mad About Drums

Pollyanna's Agent
Thank you my friends :)

I've always been a fan of Weird Al's parodies, it's sheer entertainment... so, Jon, consider this little usernames parody as a payback for my enjoyement of your work ... and for all the work you do here on DW, and since it's your birthday, a little something out of the ordinary worth the effort :)

@Larry - Your little poem is not bad either :)

@Grea - You're underestimating yourself... again :)

@Andy - I wish my playing skills were as good as my observational skills :(
 
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Anthony Amodeo

Guest
Sure Larry... here it goes...

Bermuda is a TopCat, a Class A Drummer, That Guy Eat Sleep Drum, he's a Vintagedrummer a bit fat in the middle nowadays, but he's Mad About Drums, his motto is keep it simple, that's what eddiehimself said, an unfunkyfooted groove only result in a Mediocrefunkybeat, so a Les Ismore approach is better to con struct a grooving pattern, FourOnTheFoorTom is a proven recipe (talking of recipe, his favourite dish is a Funky Crêpe), he's also a blastbeatkeeper and a hardhitter, he goes boomcrashbang with his Big Foot, so he's not a Bad Drummer and he can even be a FunkyJazzer too, but he's no Jazzsnob but a true Cymbalrider and he hit his Coldhardsteel snare with taste and gusto, Jon's a real evolving_machine and an insane drummer and a cool Latin Groover too.

He doesn't go to bed Toolate and always brush his teeth to avoid the DogBreath smell, and he to put the Kettles on to make a nice cupatea, he's a BeatlesFan and listen to Let it Be while drinking his tea, he plan his next day too, as to avoid major_panic while he plays his Quadruple Groove, thinking about the tuning of his resohead, but he doesn't use WeatherKing anymore, he has become an EvansSpecialist to provide that Boomka he loves so much and he don't like Muffled Tom, the Emad is his Sgt Thump for the bass drum and he has develop a Strangelove relationship with this head.

Jon's a Funnyman too, and he can be a Mighty_Joker sometimes, and there was Numberless times were I just burst out laughing.

Bermuda's also met and dine with the Mighty Pollyanna, Im so jealous about this... but we all have to agree... you must Gvdaddrummasum...

amazing

props Henri
 

Mad About Drums

Pollyanna's Agent

Someone help me out here
Sure Larry... here it goes...

Bermuda is a TopCat, a Class A Drummer, That Guy Eat Sleep Drum, he's a Vintagedrummer a bit fat in the middle nowadays, but he's Mad About Drums, his motto is keep it simple, that's what eddiehimself said, an unfunkyfooted groove only result in a Mediocrefunkybeat, so a Les Ismore approach is better to con struct a grooving pattern, FourOnTheFoorTom is a proven recipe (talking of recipe, his favourite dish is a Funky Crêpe), he's also a blastbeatkeeper and a hardhitter, he goes boomcrashbang with his Big Foot, so he's not a Bad Drummer and he can even be a FunkyJazzer too, but he's no Jazzsnob but a true Cymbalrider and he hit his Coldhardsteel snare with taste and gusto, Jon's a real evolving_machine and an insane drummer and a cool Latin Groover too.

He doesn't go to bed Toolate and always brush his teeth to avoid the DogBreath smell, and he to put the Kettles on to make a nice cupatea, he's a BeatlesFan and listen to Let it Be while drinking his tea, he plan his next day too, as to avoid major_panic while he plays his Quadruple Groove, thinking about the tuning of his resohead, but he doesn't use WeatherKing anymore, he has become an EvansSpecialist to provide that Boomka he loves so much and he don't like Muffled Tom, the Emad is his Sgt Thump for the bass drum and he has develop a Strangelove relationship with this head.

Jon's a Funnyman too, and he can be a Mighty_Joker sometimes, and there was Numberless times were I just burst out laughing.

Bermuda's also met and dine with the Mighty Pollyanna, Im so jealous about this... but we all have to agree... you must Gvdaddrummasum...
 

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larryace

"Uncle Larry"
Jon Bermuda
Like a Barracuda
Makes a lotta loota
Goes crazy over his Gouda
Runs around in the nuda
Students pay him to be their tuta
Killed an intruda
Admired by Buddah
Is one awesome dude-a
Like to ride his scoota
Found his girl and woo'd er
After that he screwed-er
Enjoys all kinds of fooda
Is anything but crude-a
Used to drive a Stude-a
Was once on Family Feud-a

Someone help me out here
 

drumhead61

Gold Member
Happy belated birthday Bermuda thanks for all your contributions to this community and the drum commuity at large!
 

fixxxer

Senior Member
Happy birthday! Thanks for keeping us all in check on this forum with your voice (or words) of reason and wisdom!
 

bermuda

Drummerworld Pro Drummer - Administrator
Hi all, thank you so much for the nice wishes! I'm on the road as usual during August, and the birthday gig was in Eugene, OR this time around. In the past, other birthday cities include Billings, MT, DePere, WI, Sioux City, IA, Wallingford, CT and many more.

Here's a pic from last night's show, I got to wear 'hair' for one song, complete with the fashionable Paul Ryan widow's peak!

 
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