Drummer Jokes

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Hi, thought it would be good to get something a bit light hearted up here as opposed to a over heated debate (feel v's technique for example).

We have all been told drummer jokes like "How can you tell when the stage riser is level"? A - The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth, etc etc. But does anyone have any retaliation jokes aimed towards singers, guitarists, bassists, keyboardists, sound engineers, etc.

Help I need some amo!!!


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