Much like Jesus.....and Hannibal........and Napoleon.......and Oprah....I've been reading this whole thing thinking: "Vinnie Who?!?!" haha.. Is there something I'm not allowed to know?!
Just noticed your new signature, & approve utterlySorry guys, the rumors are all completely unfounded. I never cared for Gretsch drums, to begin with.
Speaking if triangular drums, there was a company in the US who was experimenting with them, although not with the sharp angles of the Deltadrum (what's that flower you've got on? hahahaha) The premise was that you would alternate the direction of every other tom, so they sort of nested against each other, and you could fit more toms in a somewhat smaller space.
As you probably know by their absence in the marketplace, they went nowhere.
R.O.C.K. Drums currently makes unusually-shaped drums as well, and they're not having much luck, either.
Made me LOL! Funniest thing I've seen in Idontknowhowlong. Both your joke AND the drums. Vinnie might be able to make coffee cans sound good, but triangular drums might be beyond even his ability.