With the exception of Travis Barker and Lars Ulrich, this is total balls. Lets be honest, Meg White was great. Why? Because she played what was perfect for the music and didn't over play like 90% of drummers I see today. Terry Bozzio also deserves credit for the fact that although he has that massive kit, he uses every part of it. Again, quite different from a lot of monster kit owners I see who hit that 8" tom once in an hour and a half gig. Steve Moore I would not call a douche as he didn't ask to be famous, nor did he even post the video. It just happened to him and he went along with it... how can you be a douche when something is totally out of your control? Got to be honest, never heard of Black Keys or there drummer, but after reading his very amusing wind of of Bieber, I like him. As for Phil Collins, I love him. I think he is a great musician, a great singer and a great composer. I can't give enough kudos to this guy. Can't say I ever heard of Steven Adler before so I can't pass comment on him. Animal is awesome, PERIOD. Tommy Lee I respect and not just because I read the heroine diaries. I actually find his solos to be engaging and entertaining in the right amounts. Yeah sometimes he has a bit too much self indulgence but nothing that makes me scream douche. I must admit I am surprised Joey Jordison wasn't mentioned in here for egomaniac and douche, but I think that is mostly down to a bad personal experience with him. All in all, I just wasted 10 minutes of my life going through what drivel that could be passed off as journalism to give my own report on the statements made in the "article". Now wheres my beer.